Hello, I'm Alana and I'm 16. I freaked out about fandom stuff at school and none of my friends cared so I came to Tumblr and found people who did!! Enjoy my blog!
this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs
the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear
who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies
who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.
you’re loved too. don’t forget that.
After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
If you could do a dramatic reading of this post I would love you forever omg. You can do whatever kind of voice you want I don’t care. Thanks!!
do a 49er prospector voice
The next time you see obnoxious misogyny, just imagine a 49er prospector saying it, because that’s how much respect you should give that kind of bullshit.
"BUT, SUNGWON. NOT ALLLLL PROSPECTORS-"
The last bit is a reference to this cool Jontron tweet, and when I say cool, I mean the absolute total opposite of cool.